The Shop's Joke of the day

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the    zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,    sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass    in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape.        He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet),    grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously    excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing    the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow.        The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play    along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises    that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one    of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear    the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs"        ... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.        Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the    door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell    HIM you have a headache."