The Shop's Joke of the day

There were 3 men 1 called crap 1 called shit and 1 called manners. so they were working and shit fell over and injured his back so crap went to the police and said my mate fell!.so the police man said ok calm down, he says i cant! get to him. the police man says ok whats your name - im "crap" so the officers says weres manners? so crap says picking up shit round the corner!