A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playingwith his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop andher son saying,
"All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell offnow... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who aregetting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going down the tracks.
The horrified mother went in and told her son,
"We don't use that kind oflanguage in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are tostay there for TWO HOURS.When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nicelanguage."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumedplaying with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her sonsay...
"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope yourtrip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
Sheheard her little darling continue...
"For those of you just boarding,remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasantand relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the childadded,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, pleasesee the bitch in the kitchen."
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