1/17/08

The Shop

Random video found on youtube..LOL!!

The Shop's Joke of the day

A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switch when the guy gets the hiccups. The warden says, "Do you have any last requests?" The guy says, "(hic) Yeah... (hic) could you please do (hic) could you please do something to scare me?"

Round Two:
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts." She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em."

1/16/08

Johnny Cake doing what he do!

Q-TIP??  I like the Barbers chair... I have one too. 

The Mac Daddy

Amazingly thin. Amazingly full-size.

The thinness of MacBook Air is stirring. But perhaps more impressive, there’s a full-size notebook encased in the 0.16 to 0.76 inch of sleek, sturdy anodized aluminum. And at just 3.0 pounds,1 MacBook Air is more than portable — it’s with you everywhere you go.

Scott Storch going BROKE??? WOW!!

Scott Storch is apparently better at making beats than child support payments.

According to TMZ, the successful rap producer is behind on his monthly support payment for his child, Jalen, who will be 2 in April.

Dalene Daniel has filed a legal motion claiming that Storch is behind on this month's and last month's $7,500 payment, is "habitually late" in paying child support, and has bounced checks

The $7,500 payment may seem like a hefty amount, but it's measly compared to Storch's estimated income, which Forbes placed at $17 million for 2006, or $1.4 million a month.

Despite his substantial income, Storch is reportedly behind on more than just child support. According to a recent story in The New York Post, Storch owes $435,602 in back taxes on his house in Miami. He also never paid for a $7,500 painting he had on display in his home, prompting the Miami gallery owner to pay Storch a visit and reclaim the art.

At press time, Strorch has not commented on his financial situation.

DISINTEGRATOR: (rubber band gun)

What will people think of next.

Ms. Jackson’s new album cover for Discipline


The Shop would like to know what YOU think??

1/15/08

The Shop's Joke of the day

A man goes into the doctor and asks for a few Viagra. The doctor says, "Sure, how many do you want?"

The man says, "Four, but cut them in half."

The doctor replies, "Cut them in half? why?"

The man explains, "i don't need them for sex, I need them so it will stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes..."

JohnnyCake/Jay-z in FRANCE



They ain't resting... they just letting the competition catch up.

Virtual Haircut by The shop (((Use HeadPhones))) close your eyes and enjoy!

Mac Heads and Iphone freaks alike


Get ready for the newest arrivals to the Mac family to be announced...


The show kicks off at:07:00AM - Hawaii09:00AM - Pacific10:00AM - Mountain11:00AM - Central12:00PM - Eastern05:00PM - GMT / London06:00PM - Paris08:00PM - Moscow02:00AM - Tokyo

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1/14/08

Beat traffic


This here Sky Commuter prototype is the last remaining example of what could have been: after the company failed in the late 80's and the plant was shut down, all other prototypes of this personal commuter craft were destroyed. The vehicle is registered with the FAA as a "VTOL" (Vertical Take-Off and Landing) aircraft, but the prototype can only hover to about 10 feet before losing stability. It's going for $62,600.

Tell em why you mad!!

                                                

R. Kelly's sex abuse trial postponed

Nearly six years after the alleged sex tape first surfaced, the court proceedings in theR. Kelly case continue to move at a snail's pace. The prosecutors originally sought to have testimony from one expert witness, Dr. Sharon Cooper, cover several different areas — the age of the girl on the tape based on forensic pediatrics, the identification of the man on the tape based on the vein pattern on his hands, and the behavior profile of the girl based on the psychology of child sex-abuse victims. Judge Vincent Gaughan had previously ruled that Dr. Cooper could testify about the victim's age, but not the behavior profile, so prosecutors had asked him to reconsider. At a hearing on Monday (January 14), Gaughan ruled once again that Dr. Cooper would not be able to testify about why the girl in the case would deny that she was a victim, or how common denial is in sex-abuse cases. Kelly is due back in court March 12 for another pre-trial hearing, while the trial itself is slated to start on May 9. ...

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-where everyone can be a star-

Lebron V

Through five generations of Lebron's signature sneaker, China, cereal and high school colors were some of the inspirations behind various colorways. However a new upcoming Lebron V looks to the diamond and baseball's most storied franchise, the New York Yankees. The famous pinstripes of the Yanks make up the upper of this Lebron V with a series of highlighting characteristics such as patent toebox and a series of messages along the side reading "Fresh for '08. Suckers" and the crowd favorite player chant "Le-bron...Ja-mes...clap clap clap clap clap" on the lining. No word yet on availability

Cool hat!!

Now that's a fitted Hat...LOL we swear that wasn't done at The Shop

Scientists create beating hearts in lab


They injected this gelatin-like scaffold with heart cells from newborn rats, fed them a nutrient-rich solution and left them in the lab to grow.

Four days later, the hearts started to contract.

The researchers used a pacemaker to coordinate the contractions. They hooked up the hearts to a pump so they were being filled with fluids and added a bit of pressure to simulate blood pressure.

Eight days later, the hearts started to pump.

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Cuban Link dissing Fat Joe/Rick Ross and DJ Khaled

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Timbaland, 50 Cent, Wyclef Named In Steriod Probe


A year-long steroids trafficking investigation is making waves beyond the world of sports, as rappers 50 Cent and Wyclef Jean have been named in the ongoing Albany, NY based probe.

 

The Times Union reports that singer Mary J. Blige, music producer Timbaland and author/actor/producer Tyler Perry were also mentioned by confidential sources.

 

The entertainers are among numerous people who may have used or received prescribed shipments of steroids and injectable human growth hormone (HGH) in recent years.

 

According to records reviewed by the Times Union, 50 Cent, Blige and the other stars received prescriptions that allegedly were signed by Dr. Gary Brandwein, a South Florida osteopath who pleaded not guilty in Albany to a felony indictment, that charged him with various drug-related crimes.

 

1/11/08

Power 105.1's DJ Clue at The Shop

If you don't catch him at The Shop one of these days you can catch him on 105.1 weekdays 6-10pm.

DJ CLUE/JOHNNY CAKE Birthday Party at SPOTLIGHT LIVE


SCOTT DA Animal
drunk boy is in  the building!!
Larry Johnson
Kevin Durant
JOHNNY CAKE/CHAD/KELVIN

P Diddy 
RON/JOHNNY CAKE/CLUE

Jose the manager


Jose from The Shop and Charles Suit...You might have seen him in the Salt N Pepa Show on VHI.

1/10/08

The BBC in NYC

Freshness guaranteed ™

Remy Ma Sued


Rapper Remy Ma has been slapped with an $80 million civil suit filed Wednesday (Jan. 9) from a former friend that maintains the artist shot her.
Click here for more info

1/5/08

New Shop T's

Millionaire Shop Boys coming soon. Act like you know!

THESHOP Tv/Q-tip new Album coming in April

First installment of The Shop TV. Q-Tip showing us love. Keep watching, you might catch your favorite rapper's favorite rapper...Stay tuned.

1/4/08

Jay-Z partners with Apple

When Jay-Z stepped down from his position as president of Def Jam last month, rumors began to fly about the mogul's next move. Now it looks like Jigga will be going digital with a new Apple record label.

Oops...Britney has done it again!!

OMG THE DRAMA! Britney Spears was just wheeled out of her home on a gurney by paramedics. Look at that shot of her inside the ambulance -- she's frickin' smiling!
We're told Britney is being taken to a local hospital on a "medical hold" -- essentially a mental evaluation. Cops found her earlier this evening at her home under the influence of an "unknown substance."Cops were called to the popnightmare's home in Beverly Hills this evening, after she reportedly refused to return custody of her two kids back over to their father's bodyguard. Oh, the insanity of it all!