The Shop's Joke of the day

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."

Talking Italian

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated

conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention

is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: ''Emma come first. I come. Dennis

come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again

and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.'' ''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady

indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.'' ''Hey, coola down lady,''

said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''

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